Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa joe's
I kicked and screamed said please don't go (oh no)
Grandma take me home
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat's too good
She said well don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
That's what i did i killed my toad
After dinner i had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched tv
I woke up in my mother's arms
I wanna be alone