I punched my buddy in the nose after lunch
now i'm in trouble 'cause the dean saw the punch
he was tellin' things that were not true about her
so i let him have it in the cafeteria
Now i'm stayin' in, stayin' in
my, my baby's walkin' home with him
they passed my window hand-in-hand just then
but what can i do? 'cause i'm stayin' in
If she just knew what that son-of-a-gun said
i know she wouldn't be caught with him dead
she don't know what he has got up his sleeve
but she would find out if i could only leave
But i'm stayin' in, stayin' in
my, my baby's walkin' home with him
i did it then, and i'd do it again
i love her so, but i'm stayin' in