Oh my goodie look a chicken keep yuor money heres a ticket
Hold up keep your kids out here they to young to play in there
Step right up I strap ya in lock it tight under ya chin
Clamp his arms up to his side its gone be a helly ride
Now if you misplace an item psychopathic sure to find em
If you lose your nuget yo hatchet aint responsible
Look and wonder if you will 'cause we about to rip and kill
Hold on as long as you can as our tilt-a-whirly spins

Chorus: they...all...die...die
they...all...die...die
Looky look a fancy fuck with his wallet up his butt
Give the wealthy what they want fuck the line put him up front
Here you go sir have a treat you got to taste this ride is neat