(frank)how do you do
i see you´ve met my faithful handyman
he´s a little brought downbecause when you knocked
he thought you were the handyman
didn´t you freaky
don´t get strung out by the way i look
don´t judge a book by it´s cover
i´m not much of a manby the light of day
but by night i´m one hell of a lover
I´m just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual transylvania
Let me show you around
maybe play you a sound
you look like you´re both pretty groovie
or if you like something visual
that´s not too abysmal
we could take you in an old steve reeves movie
(brad)
i´m glad we caught you at home
ah - could we use your phone
we´re both in a bit of a hurry
we´ll just say where we arethen go back to the car
we don´t want to be any worry
(frank)
you got caught with a flat
well how about that
well babies don´t you panic
by the light of the night
it´ll all seem alright
i´ll get you a satanic mechanic
i´m just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual transylvania
why don´tcha stay for the night - night
or maybe a bite - bite
i could show you my favorite obsession
i´ve been making a manwith blond hair and a tan
and he´s good for reliving my tension
i´m just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual transylvania
i´m just a sweet transvestitefrom transsexual transylvania
So come up to the laband see what´s on the slab
i see you shiver with anticipation
but maybe the rain is really to blame
so i´ll remove the causebut not the symtom