Frank:
how yaddoin, see
you've met my
faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
because when you knocked
he thought you were the candy man.
don't get strung out by the way i look.
don't judge a book by its cover.
i'm not much of a man by the light of day
but by night i'm one hell of a lover.
i'm just a sweet transvestite
from transexual, transylvania.

let me show you around
maybe play you a sound.
you look like you're both pretty groovy.
or if you want something visual
that's not too abysmal,
we could take in an old steve reeves movie.
Brad:
i'm glad we caught you at home,
could we use your phone?
we're both in a bit of a hurry.
Janet:
right.
Brad:
we'll just say where we are,
then go back to the car.
we don't want to be any worry.
Frank:
well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
well, babies, don't you panic.
by the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
i'll get you a satanic mechanic.
i'm just a sweet transvestite
from transexual, transylvania.
Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
or maybe a bite? (bite)
i could show you my favourite obsession.
i've been making a man
with blond hair and a tan
and he's good for relieving my... ...tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
from transexual, transylvania.
hit it, hit it!
i'm just a sweet transvestite. (sweet transvestite)
sweet transvestite
from transexual, transylvania.
So - come up to the lab,
and see what's on the slab.
i see you shiver with antici - (pausa) - pation.
but maybe the rain
isn't really to blame.
so i'll remove the cause... eh... ehehehehe
but not the symptom.