[count bass d]
Uhh.. yeah..
Uhh! yeah..
Uhh.. yeah..
Uhh.. yeah..

[bass d *singing*]
Do you want my love? (not really)
T boz tried to talk to me (well that's alright)
"stop lying!"
You don't have to believe me (do you want my love?)
It may have been a big mistake (well that's alright)
And if it was my heart will break (do you want my love?)
I'm serious t boz tried to talk to me (well that's alright)
"yeah i ain't bullshittin!"
You don't have to believe me (do you want my love?)
It may have been a big mistake (well that's alright)
And if it was my heart will break

[count bass-d]
So have you ever heard of a group called tlc?
With hits "ain't 2 proud 2 beg" and "baby baby baby"
New year's day of 1992
I was chillin with the leaders of the new
At the fox theater venue
Atlanta, georgia - where the girls don't ignore ya
Geronimo had two girls, and said, "this one's for ya"
The two were close related in fact sister kidren
And i was scheamin on a way to get her into bed
1992 and i was rhymin for fun
Had the thickest new style -- but no demo done
I wasn't feelin down about my past situation
I had only seen tlc, on video vibrations
Yes, this is just before they blew up
While i was gamin on the girl i had a chance to look up
Tlc walked in for my man yusef
Left eye is her name cause she played me (to the left)
The girl i was with was silly, so was ..
But i was tryin to get on t-boz any motherfuckin way
But what was i to say? hey sheeyit, i was a nobody
And nobody had ever heard of count bass-d
Or tlc, but my despair turned into glee
When t-boz pushed up and introduced herself to me
My heart went mushy, i know you don't believe me
But t-boz, of tlc, tried to talk to me

[bass-d *singing*]
Man really, t-boz tried to talk to me
"stop lying!"
Heh, you don't have to believe me
It may have been a big mistake
And if it was my heart will break
I'm serious, t-boz tried to talk to me
"yeah i ain't bullshittin!"
You don't have to believe me
It may have been a big mistake
And if it was my heart will break

[count bass-d]
Huh, yeahhhh, i saw you on tv last week
'ello t-boz, my name is count bass-d
I was thinkin last week, while i was watchin your video clip
Than when i got rich i had to kiss your lips
That's how i wanted to step, but i had my doubts
About her findin out, about my lack of clout
I guess she saw me with the leaders and assumed i had a record deal
But i was mesmerized with her sex appeal
Rumors ran free, that she loved jodeci
Who gives a fuck about k-ci, he's just as skinny as me!
Heh, don't get me wrong at singing songs nobody's better
But +i get around+ like 2pac and chain letters
But this time, i simped though, got played like a wimp though
The pharcyde said it fly, she kept +passin' me by+
Not even ?meryl stuben? could have been more friendly
Huh, t-boz tried to talk me yo..

[bass-d *singing*]
Man really, t-boz tried to talk to me
"stop lying!"
You don't have to believe me
It may have been a big mistake
And if it was my heart will break
I'm serious, t-boz tried to talk to me (word)
"yeah i ain't bullshittin!"
You don't have to believe me
It may have been a big mistake
And if it was my heart will break

[count bass-d]
Last time y'all, uhh
Females only step to niggaz once in a while
And you should react, if she seems worthwhile
T-boz was a goddess, i'm honest, i wouldn't to lie to ya
But i procrastinated like a paper overdue
I know you're sayin, "he's just a crumb, he couldn't get none"
But t-boz was a female who was full of sincerity
I know it sounds hard to believe
And i could give a fuck if you believe
But t-boz tried to talk to me

[bass-d *singing*]
(do you want my love?)
Man really, t-boz tried to talk to me (well that's alright)
"stop lying!"
You don't have to believe me (do you want my love?)
It may have been a big mistake (well that's alright)
And if it was my heart will break (do you want my love?)
I'm serious, t-boz tried to talk to me (well that's alright)
"yeah i ain't bullshittin!"
You don't have to believe me (do you want my love?)
It may have been a big mistake (well that's alright)
And if it was my heart will break
Mistake..