I'm just a middle aged middle eastern camel herding man
i've got a 2 bedroom cave here in north afghanistan
things used to be real cool then they got out of hand
when they moved in -- they call themselves the taliban (oooooooohh- yea
the taliban -- the taliban baby)
Now i ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
they make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
she loves the desert and the hot white sand
but man, she she just like me -- nah she can't stand, the taliban (oohh
taliban baby -- hmmmm)
Chorus:
you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up

and it'll be ride camel ride

my old lady she'll be here with me

smiling right by my side

we should do just fine down in palestine

or maybe turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair ado and flip the finger to the taliban (ooh
yea the taliban -- baby)

now they attack new york city cause they thought they could win
said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end
well mr bush got on the phone with iraq and iran
said now, you knuckleheads you better not be doing any business with the
taliban (taliban baby)
So we prayed to allah with all of our might
and then those big u.s. jets came flying in one night
they dropped little bombs all over our holy land
and man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran , the taliban
Chorus:
you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up
and it'll be ride camel ride
my old lady she'll be here with me
smiling right by my side
we should do real fine down around palestine
or maybe turkmenistan
we'll bid a fair ado and flip a couple fingers to the taliban (ooh yea
taliban)
we'll bid a fair ado and flip a finger to the taliban (baby)