It's time to play the music
it's time to light the lights
it's time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
it's time to dress up right
it's time to raise the curtain on the muppet show tonight.
(statler & waldorf, old men in the balcony):
why do we always come here?
i guess we'll never know
it's like a kind of torture
to have to watch the show.
And now let's get things started
why don't you get things started?
it's time to get things started
on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
this is what we call the muppet show!
(gonzo blows his horn & something happens)