Homer: you could close down moe's,
or the kwik-e-mart,
and nobody would care,
but the heart and soul
of springfield's in
our maison derriere!
(music starts)
belle: we're the sauce on your steak,
we're the cheese in your cake,
we put the spring in springfield.
dancing girl 1: we're the lace on the nightgown,
dancing girl 2: the point after touchdown,
belle and dancing girls: yes we put the spring in springfield.
belle: we're that little extra spice
that makes existence extra-nice,
a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price.
lovejoy: our only major quarrel's
with your total lack of morals.
dancing girl 3: our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
dancing girl 4: they seem to entertain your dad!
belle and dancing girls: the gin in your martini,
the clams on your linguine,
yes we keep the
(belle flicks bumblebee man's antenna)
in springfield!
Wiggum, krusty, and skinner: we remember our first visit,
mayor quimby: the service was exquisite!
mrs quimby: why joseph, i had no idea!
mayor quimby: come on now, you were working here!
grampa and jasper: without it we'd have had no fun
since march of 1961!
bart: to shut it down now would be twisted,
jimbo, dolph, and kearney: we just heard this place existed!
dancing girls: we're the highlights in your hairdo,
apu: the extra arms on vishnu,
dancing girls: so don't take the
(barney opens a krusty-in-the-box)
mob: we won't take the
(sideshow mel blows on his slide-whistle)
everyone: yes let's keep the
(moe crashes two garbage can lids together)
in springfield!