( nanker phelge)
Well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown l.a.
well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown l.a.
but i'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadway
Well i'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp i am
well i'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp i am
i'm an under assistant west coast promo man
Well i promo groups when they come into town
well i promo groups when they come into town
well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down
Well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am
yeah i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am
i'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band
Yeah, i'm sharp
i'm really, really sharp
i sure do earn my pay
sitting on the beach every day, yeah
i'm real real sharp, yes i am
i got a corvette and a seersucker suit
yes i have
Here comes the bus, uh oh
i though i had a dime
where's my dime
i know i have a dime somewhere
i'm pretty sure........