Why can't love be easier
you make this so hard for me
Uni please try to make it easy
i love you and i always will
gallop, ride, saddle up, trot
sometimes i wish you were that kind of uni
(the kind that always obeyed)
and you would aways win riding shows
(neigh neigh neigh)
So what if i wish you were a rainbow colored unicorn?
its time for a change
maybe you should get some mane-dye?
or fur tattoos?
I should take you a riding school
then you'd listen to me and obey my every rule.
i'm so confused..
i wish you said neigh neigh neigh
(nah-eigh nah-eigh)
Uni please try to make it easy
i love you and i always will
gallop, ride, saddle up, trot
sometimes i wish you were that kind of uni
(the kind that always obeyed)
and you would aways win riding shows
(neigh neigh neigh)

don't be a regular unicorn
be a rainbow colored unicorn
baby grow fur all over
and life would be so totally like neigh