I went out late to have some fun
the pub was dark and empty
beauty this place i didn't know
so i got to know wendy
A smell like death teeth like a horse
her bra was made in hell
yelling voice hairy legs
man i love that girl
You know i don't care
about the colour of your hair
hey babe it's alright
if you turn down the light
I ordered her a coffee
she couldn't read the menu
so i said to her let's find another venue
she farted but i didn't mind exotic smells
digging in her nose she rang my bell
Woke up by her smoking
i had no choice
wanted to escape i was caught by her voice
hey man do you feel alright
girl i'm fine but bring on the night