Verse

barnaby:
i'll have to get the bees and birds to tell you
that i've loved you from the start,
i simply haven't got the words to tell you
what is truly in my heart,
joking apart.

refrain
when you want me-if you want me
call me-call me-if you care.
when you need me-if you need me
say so-say so-i'll be there.
i've nothing but my heart to bring to you,
no money but a questing mind,
but if this little song i sing to you
means a thing to you
please be kind.
when you're lonely-if you're lonely
call me-call me-anyhow.
if you want me-need me-love me
tell me,
tell me,
tell me now!

nancy:
i'll love you longer than the forsyte saga
and i'll tremble at your frown.

barnaby:
i'd like to cable to balenciaga
to prepare your wedding gown,
don't let me down.

nancy: when you barnaby: when you
want me, want me,
if you if you
want me, want me,
call me, call me,
call me. call me.

nancy and barnaby:
if you care.

barnaby:
i've got an answer service.

barnaby: when you nancy: when you
need me, need me,
if you if you
need me. need me.
say so, say so.
say so. say so.

nancy and barnaby:
i'll be there.

nancy:
i want to make my feelings clear to you.
i've never felt like this before.

barnaby:
i'd sacrafice my whole career to you
to be near you
evermore.

nancy and barnaby:
when you're lonely-if you're lonely
call me-call me-anyhow.

nancy: you can reverse the charges.

nancy and barnaby:
if you want me-need me-love me
tell me-tell me-here and now!

barnaby:
i really haven't any good and chattels
but a beat-up chevrolet.

nancy:
i only know i've got a heart that rattles
every time you look my way.

nancy and barnaby:
there's really nothing more to say
escept that i should like to stay
with you for ever and a day.
ole!