You're an old smoothie,
i'm an old softie,
i'm just like putty
in the hands of a girl like you.
you're an old meanie,
i'm a big boobie,
i just go nutty,
in the hands of a girl like you.
poor me, you played me for a sap;
poor you, you thought you'd laid a trap!
well dear, i think it's time you knew,
you've done just what i wanted you to.
silly old smoothie,
crafty old softie,
i'll stick like putty
to the hand of a girl like you.