Battle of kookamongahomer & jethronote: this is a parody of battle of new orleans by johhny hortonnote: there is a falsetto voice which i designate by "f"in nineteen and fifty-nine we took a little hikewith our scout master down to lake oneeganitewe took a little pizza and we took some saurkrautsand we marched along together till we heard the girl scoutschoruswe're the boys from camp kookamongaour mothers sent us here for to study nature's wayswe learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks togetherbut if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablazef: and i was mad because me mother sent me up here ha-ha-hawell we crept up to the water and we see the girls a-swimminthere musta been a hundred of them pretty young womenthey looked so fine even birds forgot to singwe lay down in the poison oak and didn't say a thingchorusf: hey will one of you fellas scratch my back?well our counselor said we could take them by surpriseif we didn't say a word till we looked them in the eyeswe kept real still and we had our eyes agluedwe saw how they were dressed they were swimming in thewelll now...choruswell they ran through the briars and they ran through the bramblesthey ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't gothey ran so fast even we couldn't catch themand we can even hike all the way to buffalof: hey fellas wait for mewell we ran right after them till everyone was poopedso we rested for a moment and our forces we regroupedthen we saw the girls behind some evergreenscaptured by a company of united states marineschorusf: aww those big guys get everythingwell they ran through the briars an they ran through the bramblesthey ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't gothey ran so fast even we couldn't catch themand we can even hike all the way to buffalofalsetto chorusa-rootie-toot-toot a-rootie-toot-tootah we are the boys from the boy scout troopwe don't smoke and we don't chewand we don't go with the girls that do(fade out of calling and whooping)tmazanec1@juno.com or tom mazanec to humans