I met this girl last night with a peculiar cackle
I laid the bait and then she took the tackle
Had too much to drink at the red lobster
Now the room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopter
I never met a girl that was too finicky
If the press has their way then they're going to finish me
You might know this but you've never been this see
If i ate spinach then i'd be called spinach d
I shed light like cats shed fur
Ride around town like raymond burr
I'm so high that they call me your highness
If you don't know me then pardon my shyness
I live in the village wherever i go i walk to
Keepin' my friends around so i have someone to talk to
I play my music loud because you know it's got clout to it
It's a trip it's got a funky beat and i can bug out to it