Uno, dos, tres, quatro
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into you eyes
And ask you to fellate him and stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mothers bed

He seems like a total asshole grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass
(this is fucking stupid man
I can't beleive you'd have sex with your own grandfather
I mean you guys are related
What's he gonna do take out his false teeth
And just leave em on the side of your bed?
Man he'd like to fuck you in the bottom
And everyone would come in and watch
And masturbate and come on this place is stupid
I hate you all!
I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight
Man this is stupid!
I hate you!)