"watch them run
Watch them fall
Watch them try to catch a ball
Olympics
Special olympics

Watch them laugh
Watch them drool
Watch them fall into the pool
That's diving
At the special olympics

And i know for well
That i will burn in hell
But those guys playing wheelchair basketball
Gotta be about the funniest freaking thing
I've ever seen in my life

At the special olympics
Take it corky...
At the special olmpics!"