Santa baby, slip a Rolex under the tree, for me.
I've been an awful good guy,
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa buddy, a 65 convertible too, still blue.
I'll wait up for you dude,
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
I think of all the hotties that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just so good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list,

Santa pally, I wanna yacht and really that's not a lot,
I've been an sweetie all year,
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa buddy, one thing that I really do need, the deed,
To a platinum mine,
Santa pally, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa buddy, fill my stocking with [?] tips, for kicks.
Through me under first line,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Mercedes,
I really I do believe in you,
Now let's see if you believe in me

Santa puppy, forgot to mention one little thing, cha-ching,
No I don't mean as alone.
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Oh hurry down the chimney tonight.