I find it hard to talk
with a black ball in my mouth
impossible to fart
with a carrot up my ass
my neighbours think i'm weird
i do agree
whatever turns your crank
are you into bizarre novelties?
i find it hard to walk
with my thumbs screwed into the floor
i travel to strange places
when left alone to explore
My neighbours think i'm sick
i do agree
do not try this at home
unless you're into bizarre novelties