Sheila: time's have changed
our kids are kids are getting worse
they wont obey their parents
they just want to fart and curse!
sharon: should we blame the government?
liane: or blame society?
dads: or should we blame the images on tv?
sheila: no, blame canada
everyone: blame canada
sheila: with all their beady little eyes
and flappin heads so full of lies
everyone: blame canada
blame canada
sheila: we need to form a full assault
everyone: it's canadas fault!
sharon: don't blame me
for my son stan
he saw the darn cartoon
and now he's off to join the klan!
liane: and my boy eric once
had my picture on his shelf
but now when i see him he tells me to fuck myself!
sheila: well, blame canada
everyone: blame canada
it seems that everythings gone wrong
since canada came along
everyone: blame canada
blame canada
some guy: there not even a real country anyway
ms. mccormick: my son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
everyone: should we blame the matches?
should we blame the fire?
or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
sheila: heck no!
everyone: blame canada
blame canada
sheila: with all their hockey hubbabaloo
liane: and that bitch anne murray too
everyone: blame canada
shame on canada
the smut we must stop
the trash we must smash
laughter and fun
must all be undone
we must blame them and cause a fuss
before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus