Do not think it hurts me bad
it doesn't hurt me none
it does not mean anything
i'm fondling this gun
and i don't hurt that bad
and i don't miss you
i don't eat alone
wishing i was eating with two
it's like a sad movie
they always get high ratings
In fact i feel like celebrating
i feel like celebrating
And do not think i ever thought that
this would really work
it was just sort of a casual thing
like trying on a shirt
i don't sit home slone and stare
at your picture wishing that
you were still there
i never get lonely
in fact i'm probably masturbating
In fact i feel like celebrating
i feel like celebrating
Oh goody! oh joy!
i'm finally free
i no longer have to sit through
your mother's casserole recipes
oh joy! glee!
i'm finally free