You're not brigitte bardot
i'm not jack palance
i'm not shirley temple
on any circumstance
or fred astaire
You're not sydney taphler
i'm not dirk bogarde
i'm not very stylish
and you're not avant garde
or lionel blair
We're as common as muck
bonne chance, viel glück, good luck
where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn
love a duck we're as common as muck
You're not victor hugo
i'm not patience strong
i'm not rodney rygate
or evonne goolagong
shirley abicair
I'm not nelly melba
you're not nelly dean
we do our best endeavours
to keep our doobries clean
cause we care!
We're as common as muck
buona fortuna, vayas con dios, good luck
where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn
love a duck we're as common as muck
We're as common as muck
bonne chance, viel glück, good luck
where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn
love a duck we're as common as muck