I'm a crosscut saw,
baby, drag me across your log.
i'm a crosscut saw,
baby, drag me across your log.
i cut your wood so easy for you,
you can't help but say, "hot dog!"

some call me woodcutting sam,
some call me woodcutting jim.
the last girl i cut wood for,
she wants me back again.

i'm a crosscut saw,
baby, drag me across your log.
i cut your wood so easy for you,
you can't help but say, "hot dog!"

i got a double-bladed axe
that really cuts good.
well, i'm a crosscut saw,
gonna bury me in your wood.

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