Everywhere i go someone's trying to be my girlfriend's best friend
i'm tryin to pretend i'm relaxed but i'm playin castonettes with my knees
i try to be cool and give her space but a guy's always there ready to jump right up and take my place
everyone in this room seems to wanna make a big fool outta me
Everybody open your mouth
everybody just say ah (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
everything will be alright if you play along
Everywhere i go there's someone in a trench coat staring at me
and when i'm not at home i'm sure someone's rummaging through my trash
what ever could they want from me?
is it just a part of a giant government conspiracy?
i gotta go see my doctor about this ichy pentagram shaped rash
Everybody open your mouth
everybody just say ah (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
everything'll be alright, this won't urt at all (turn it up)
everybody get in line
everybody turn and cough (ahh ahh)
everything'll be alright if you just lay off
Dictate a memo to myself
tryin to finally find the only one in complete health
consult contemporaries if there are some to see
there really isn't anyone who's in my lane
Every night at a lane, someone thinks they've got a find beyond me
i try to take 3 deep breaths as i walk up to my minivan
everyone says i'm lookin great but it's hard to stand up let alone to try to consentrate
i wish that everyone that i knew hadn't sold out to the man
Everybody open your mouth
everybody just say ahh (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
everything'll be alright, this won't hurt at all
everybody get in line
everybody turn and cough
everything'll be alright if you just lay
everything'll be alright if you just lay
everything'll be alright if you just lay off