(michael p. heeney, jackson leap)
Well you look like the kind who's got an eye for a bargain
a kind of guy who likes to shop around
well i got me this old heart
that i'm putting on the market
and i'll make you a deal you can't turn down
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have i got a deal for you
a heart that's almost like brand new
and i'll let it go so cheap
you'll think you stole it 'fore you're through
have i got a deal for you
Well you could search the whole world over
and never find another like it
it's got a built in lifetime guarantee
it's a one time only offer
and darling once you've tried it
you're gonna fall in love with it you'll see
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