Good morning miss, can i help you son
sixteen today and up for fun
i'm a big boy now or so they say
so if you'll serve i'll be on my way.
Box of balloons with the featherlite touch
pack of party poppers that pop in the night.
a toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin
miss clay on all corners has just walked in.
Welcome to the house of fun now i've come of age
welcome to the house of fun.
welcome to the lions den temptations on its way
welcome to the house of fun.
N-n-n-n-n-n no no miss you misunderstood
sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood.
i'm up to date and the date's today
so if you'll serve i'll be on my way.
Welcome to the house of fun now i've come of age
welcome to the lions den temptations on its way
welcome to the house of fun.
I'm sorry son but we don't stock
party gimmicks in this shop
try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run
this is a chemist, not a joke shop.
Party hats simple enough clear
comprehendhe, savvy understand, do you hear.
a pack of party hats with the coloured tips
too late gorgons heard gossip.
well hello joe hello miss clay
many happy returns from the day.
Welcome to the house of fun now i've come of age
welcome to the house of fun.
welcome to the lions den temptations on its way
welcome to the house of fun.