I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the ins
and your stupid fucking dog was barking at me
it sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band
i wanted to kick it in the fucking face
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
After i beat the fucking shit out of it
i wanted to throw it through your fucking window
but i needed money to buy some more whiskey
so i sold it to a chinese restaurant
I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant
Your family ordered pu pu platter
you didn't know what you were eating
it was your fucking gay faithful dog
while you were at the restaurant i lit your house on fire