I've got girls, they're in my room.
the only things my room is not here.
10 til 2, the clock won't move,
detention hall is better with beer.
i can do it all in my room.
i can be a rock star with a bad attitude (come on).
i am the king in my room.
i can ground my mom and dad for being bad if i choose.
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shapow! how do you like me know?
shazam, i don't think you understand.
shaquick! here i got a 10 inch, tv screen . . .
only in my room.
i've got green, it's in my room.
the only things my room is not here.
pitching tents, inside my pants.
there's a pool of drool by my ear.
i can fake it all in my room,
i can be a quarterback,
i'm the coolest guy in school (check it).
i can get on down in my room.
i can go and freak rebecca romijn in the nude.
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tv, munchies, ______, dvd in my room.
watchin' juggies, spankin' monkies,
doughnut dunkin' in my room.
ladies love me, pour me heinies, feed me grapies,
in my room. write a shitty record, for my record label
in my room.
in my room, in my room, in my rooooooommm!! (x3).
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