Want to tell you about my friend
he got hit by a fender
now he's on the mender
he's of male gender
chorus
glad to see that he's on his way
not for the burial today
cause he's in he's indisposed
cause he's indisposed
Found him outside the dry cleaners
ooh the driver's misdemanoured
i've never seen a face so greener
he looks like the cat's dinner
chorus
got hit by a car
now he's lying on the tar
had an experience bizarre
not unlike peninsula ra, ra, hey
chorus