Damien: everybody hates me!
Mr. mackey: why do you suppose that is?
Damien: because i'm the son of the devil!
Mr. mackey: uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Some kid: dude this is pretty fucked up right here!
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Kyle: you bastards!
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Mr. garrison: what kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Kyle: say some thing mr. hankey (ahh)
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny. dude, kenny is dead.
Chef: hello there children. let me sing you a little song:
i'm gonna make love to you woman,
Barbrady: well you ain't veiona apple,
and if you ain't veiona apple i don't give a rat's ass.
Reporter: what would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Some woman: my god that's disgusting!
Stan: whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Damien: dumb asses!
Stan: ow!
Cartman: god damn it!
Stan: dude!
Kyle: huuh sick
Mr. hankey: ahhhhh
Cartman: you get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
Kyle: what the hell would you know you fat sweaty mongaloid?!?
Cartman: don't call me fat buttfucker!
kyle: you're such a fat fuck cartman, that when you walk down the street people say,
god damnit that kid's a big fat fuck!!!
Cartman: hey!
mr. mackey: i mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
Cartman: he is a very distrubed little boy.
Ms. cartman: you want some cheesy poofs?
Cartman: yeah i want cheesy poofs!
Ms. cartman: you can have a ensy wensy bit can't you?
Cartman: well?
Ms. cartman: just a wensy ensy woo-woo?
Cartman: okay!
Ms. cartman: i bought you some cheesy poofs and happy tarts
Cartman: god damnit!
Ms. cartman: just a wensy ensy woo-woo?
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Kyle: you bastards!
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Mr. garrison: what kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Kyle: say some thing mr. hankey (ahh)
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny. dude, kenny is dead.
Mr. garrison: dumb ass, what a retard!
Stan: fatso!
Cartman: hey.
Stan: dude.
Mr. garrison: don't be such a little wuss!
Barbrady: fruitcake!
Cartman: bitch.
Wendy t: no, i'm not acting like a freak!
Cartman: well i was standing out in a field and i had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and than there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then i went up on the ship, and scott baio gave me pinkeye!
Stan: what the hell are you talking about!
Mr. garrison: there are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Wendy: barf is gross!
Cartman: nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pip: lunchy munchys umm!
Stan: at least my mom isn't on the cover of crack & whore magazine!
Cartman: don't call me fat buttfucker.
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Kyle: you bastards!
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Starvin' marvin: yeah i want da cheezy poof!
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Mr. hankey: hiddy ho!
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny.
holy shit it's jesus!
Cartman: pigfucker!
Stan: dude don't say pigfucker in front of jesus
Jesus: yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace!
Ring announcer: wearing very very black shorts..the king of all that is evil...
Towns people: barbera striesand, barbera striesand!
Barbera striesand: i'm barbera striesand!
Chef: barbera striesand?
Leonard maltin: barbera striesand
Kyle: kick the baby!
Ike: don't kick the baby!
Leonard maltin: leonard maltin
Leonard maltin: sydney potier
Chef: sydney potier!?!
Stan: oh yeah.
B.s.: piss ass little hick!
Stan: you ugly scank!
Cartman: damn your black heart, barbera stiesand! hey!
why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for
you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some
guy i don't even know on my dad's bed!
Some kid: this is pretty fucked up right here!
Cartman: let us remember the good times, kenny would have wanted it that way!
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Kyle: you bastards!
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Kyle: total weirdo freak!
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!
Stan: oh my god!
Kyle: oh my god
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny.
dude kenny is dead!
Kyle: ohh!
Cartman: ohhoh!
Ooooooooww
Well, kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch, she the biggest bitch in the whole
wide world. she's a
stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday, she's a bitch. on tuesdays, she's a bitch and wednesday through saturday,
she's a bitch.
then on sunday, just to be different, she's a super king kamayamaya beeyoch.
Have you ever met my friend kyle's mom? she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide
world. she's a
mean old bitch and has stupid hair. she's a b-b-b-b-b-bitch. b-b-b-b-b-b-cause she's
a stupid
bitch. kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch. kyle's mom is a biiiitcha.