One day you'll be glad i came around
i may be the best thing you have found
ain't much you can count on in this town
i swear i'm speaking from my heart
and i won't let you down.
(chorus)
my love is guaranteed
you're never going to see the end of me
i've got all you need
like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer
late night tv hawk-eyed screamer
you'll be the coffee i'll be the creamer
i'm money back, money back guaranteed
money back, money back guaranteed
I just do my best to stay alive
got a junked out car but you should see me drive
racing down st charles avenue
ain't got much but what i got
will sure be good for you
(chorus)
Flyin' down the highway of my dreams
you will find my crazy love
is always what it seems
(chorus)