I take her to the aquarium, she says shark
i take her to the planetarium, she says dark
i take her to the seaside
where she likes to spin and twirl
she says sure and cool and yeah
she's my monosylabic girl
I take her to the university, she says huh
i take her to anniversary, she says one
i take her to jewelry store
i say diamonds, she says pearl
oh everyone knows i'm in love and yeah
with a monosylabic girljust once again