My life's
in jeopardy
murdered in cold blood is what i'm gonna be
i haven't been home since friday night and now my wife
is comin' after me
Give me police protection
gonna buy a gun so i can look after number one
give me a bodyguard --
a blackbelt judeo expert
with a machine gun!
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane!
when she catches up with me,
won't be no time to explain
she thinks i've been with another woman
and that's enough
to send her half-insane!
Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive
i may end up spendin' all my money,
but i'll still be alive!
All i did was have a bit too much to drink
and picked the wrong precinct
got picked up by the law and now i ain't got time to think
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane!
when she catches up with me,
won't be no time to explain
she thinks i've been with another woman
and that's enough
to send her half-insane!
Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots, and take a long, long drive
i may end up spendin' all my money,
but i'll still be alive!
And i'm oh, so tired of running
gonna lay down on the floor
i gotta rest some time
so i can get to run some more
yeah!
She's comin'!
she's comin'!
she's comin'!
she's comin'!
she's comin'!
she's comin'!
she's comin'!
she's comin'!
she's comin'!
she's comin'!