**to the tune of the river- garth brooks

you know schoolies was f**kin’ great
all the brendans boys were there
and everyone who saw us
we didn’t even care
whether it was singing at the bus stop
or even into town
we didn’t give a f**k and nothing got us down
*chorus*
‘cause we’re all the best of mates
and we love the red frog men
still we should’ve flogged the giant
it was f**kin’ one on ten
and we didn’t win one quiz
i don’t know bloody how
and what about the tripper
bus to station’s leaving now!!!
And many times we had a laugh
‘f**k you’ written on the floor
and brad’s red haired woman
who kept coming back for more
so do you want to hear a revolt!!!
it will get you a free pie
canmans, jerrycan and conestone
they were partners in crime
*chorus*
‘cause we’re all the best of mates
and we love the red frog men
still we should’ve flogged the giant
it was f**kin’ one on ten
and we didn’t win one quiz
i don’t know bloody how
and what about the tripper
bus to station’s leaving now!!!
And jerry was bound to be a clown
he kicked a bottle made of glass
and you can shove those f**kin’ chariots
up your f**kin’ arse!!!
*chorus*
‘cause we’re all the best of mates
and we love the red frog men
still we should’ve flogged the giant
it was f**kin’ one on ten
and we didn’t win one quiz
i don’t know bloody how
and what about the tripper
bus to station’s leaving now!!!
Bus to station’s leaving now
bus to station’s leaving now
bus to station’s leaving now