Oh god how fun to be the one,
i'm so sad to say
you're nice and all,
but you're too tall,
i have to go now
It always happens to me, always
they feel attracted to me, shorty
always, they say
If you go, i go with you
if you stay, i'll wait
if you don't know,
i consider this a date
I stayed and she waited for me,
no chance to get away
i tried to think,
another drink, might help me
It always happens to me, always
they feel attracted to me, shorty
always, they say
If you go, i go with you
if you stay, i'll wait
if you don't know,
i consider this a date
Stuck in the bar,
i couldn't get far,
she was still there smiling
"it's not me being tall, it's you,
you're small, i like that"
It always happens to me, always
they feel attracted to me, shorty
always, they say
If you go, i go with you
if you stay, i'll wait
if you don't know,
i consider this a date