Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems
when you're not looking forward?
me, i'd like to think life is like a drink
and i'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon
You know that i've been drunk a thousand times
and these should be the best days of my life
life, it's not what i thought it was
Damn blast, look at my past
i'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
i said, oh wow, look at me now
i'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
the size of a cow
You know it would be strange to live life in a cage
and only believe the things you see that are written on the page
how easy would it be home in time for tea
and stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea
You know that it's been sunk a thousand times
and these should be the best days of my life
life, it's not what i thought it was
Damn blast, look at my past
i'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
i said, oh wow, look at me now
i'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
the size of a cow
the size of a cow
You know that i've been drunk a thousand times
and these should be the best days of my life
Damn blast, look at my past
i'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
i said, oh wow, look at me now
i'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
the size of a cow
Damn blast, look at my past
i'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
i said, oh wow, look at me now
i'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
the size of a cow
the size of a cow