Anything you can do, i can do better than you can do,
i can do, we can do, i can do, much much better than you.
Anything you can do, i can do better.
i can do anything better than you.
no you can't.
yes i can.
no you can't.
yes i can.
no you can't.
yes i can, yes i can.
Anything you can be i can be greater.
sooner or later, i'm greater than you.
no, you're not.
yes i am.
no you're not.
yes i am.
no you're not.
yes i am, yes i am.
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.
i can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.
we can do most anything.
can you bake a pie?
no.
well neither can i.
Anything you can sing i can sing louder.
i can sing anything louder than you.
no you can't.
yes i can.
no you can't.
sure i can.
no you can't.
yes i can
I'm superior, no you're inferior.
i'm the big attraction, oh no you are the small.
i'm the major one, oh no you're the minor one,
i can beat you at anything', and that's not all.
Anything you can buy, i can buy cheaper.
i can buy anything cheaper than you.
fifty cents.
forty cents.
thirty cents.
twenty cents.
no you can't.
yes i can, yes i can.
Anything you can dig, i can dig deeper.
i can dig anything deeper than you.
thirty feet.
forty feet.
fifty feet.
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
i can do it quicker and get even sicker.
i can live on bread and cheese.
and only on that?
yep.
so can a rat.
Any note you can reach, i can go higher.
i can sing anything higher than you.
no you can't.
yes i can.
no you can't.
yes i can.

anyone you can lick, i can lick faster.
i can lick anyone faster than you.
with your fist?
with my feet.
with your feet?
with an axe.
Anything you can do, i can do better.
i can do anything better than you.
no you can't.
yes we can.
no you can't.
yes we can.
no you can't.
yes we can, yes we can.