Solstice sun it sank beneath the line
And the commoners were
Drunken upon the hillside
Or so the story goes
Here she followed along so she could
Watch their games!

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Sink beneath the line little girl
Peak above the shrine them commoners were

Harvest moon it peaked above the shrine
And the crawlers emerged
Multitudious!
Silly girl she sat upon their doorway just poppin' a squat!
That's when she
Felt the squirms!

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My underpants!

All I know is that she wanted to be part of the crowd
I could've told her she was welcome here, anywhere!
But instead she combed the outskirts lookin inside
And then she sat upon a bughill
This was when things started to get rough
An army-o-de-pinchers climbed their creepy ways right inside her 5-0-1 cut-offs
And her skin took on a hue of a chemical unknown to me thats right!
They were biting her beneath the line
She was a sitting on atop their shrine
I wish I could've warned her!

Sink beneath the line little girl
Peak above the shrine!

"She should've worn underpants!
There's bugs crawling everywhere and sh*t, I can't believe it!"