Oh booby booby
My chest was supposed to grow.
My cleavage wasn't right, no.
My boobies, boobies
Have never been big before.
And now my sweater's tight yea.

Surgery
I want to be a "d"
Bigger memories
I want them to show now
Oh because,

My chest like this was killin' me
And i-i must confess
I paid for these [paid for these]
I look 32, I'm just a child.
I am a prize!
Make my boobies one more size!

Oh baby baby
I got "double d's" it's true.
And now you've all been blinded.
My pretty boobies.
You're so big and oh so new!
That's just the way I planned it!

Golly
Rolling stone was naughty
And my body is
Barely wearing clothes now
Oh because

My chest like this was killin' me
And i-i must confess
I paid for these [paid for these]
I look 32, I'm just a child.
I am a prize!
Make my boobies one more size!