(frank)how do you do
i see you�ve met my faithful handyman
he�s a little brought downbecause when you knocked
he thought you were the handyman
didn�t you freaky
don�t get strung out by the way i look
don�t judge a book by it�s cover
i�m not much of a manby the light of day
but by night i�m one hell of a lover
I�m just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual transylvania
Let me show you around
maybe play you a sound
you look like you�re both pretty groovie
or if you like something visual
that�s not too abysmal
we could take you in an old steve reeves movie
(brad)
i�m glad we caught you at home
ah - could we use your phone
we�re both in a bit of a hurry
we�ll just say where we arethen go back to the car
we don�t want to be any worry
(frank)
you got caught with a flat
well how about that
well babies don�t you panic
by the light of the night
it�ll all seem alright
i�ll get you a satanic mechanic
i�m just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual transylvania
why don�tcha stay for the night - night
or maybe a bite - bite
i could show you my favorite obsession
i�ve been making a manwith blond hair and a tan
and he�s good for reliving my tension
i�m just a sweet transvestite
from transsexual transylvania
i�m just a sweet transvestitefrom transsexual transylvania
So come up to the laband see what�s on the slab
i see you shiver with anticipation
but maybe the rain is really to blame
so i�ll remove the causebut not the symtom