Eat the tangerine
Eat the tangerine
Eat the tangerine
..it will treat you well
When i was young i used to read the funny papers and i'd
Eat my tangerine and
When i was done i'd be rolling on the floor laughing at the
Funny things that i had seen but
There was one strip yeah it filled me full of hatred and i
Think you know you know what i mean
It was the circle at the bottom with those circle headed kids by
That yellow bellied mother scratcher -- bil keane
That's why i.....
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Used to have a job -- nothing special it paid five twenty-five
Every so often a customer'd walk in
Just to remind me that i was alive
But then one day my boss said, "jeff, grab a chair" --
He said "i'm gonna have to take you take you aside"
Well the dirty bastard fired me but lucky for him
I had my tangerine to keep me from homicide
That's why i....
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