He listens to the fucking smiths
he's got a mustache
he wears a trenchcoat
he's got a mustache
he wears black tights
he writes poetry
he wears black lipstick
under his mustache
He's got a rollercoaster haircut
he dyes it jet black
when his hair is really brown
just like his mustache
he wants to be robert smith
but with a mustache
he's a fucking art fag
he's got a mustache