Ohh myyyy
20 throw down in my best bridge
and the man to my left has folded down
well johnny doubled up with a royal flush
i had three jacks and a pair of nines
my mind is turning - just two shots more
there's not much left to play
well then dude walks in, black hat on top
what am i, if i'm lucky
wasn't a county cop
cause i'm just runnin out of time
Who's up for game two
what to do
my wallet's gettin thin
and i just lost my watch last night
well i gotta problem
just one answer
gotta throw it all down
and kiss it goodbye
yeah!
That was a crazy game of poker
(that was a crazy game of poker)
i lost it all
(i lost it all)
but someday i'll be back again
and i, never to fold.
(never to fold)
Who's up for game three
i can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
and i just lost it all
well there's a man sittin next to me
red, was smiling
cause its funny
i don't have no money tonight
yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
That was a crazy game of poker
(that was a crazy game of poker)
i lost it all
(i lost it all)
but someday i'll be back again
and i, never to fold.
(never to fold)
Bop bop bop...
i say now skittleedat dat,
well how bout that?
i'm coming out the front never coming out the back
And i walked into the bar yesterday
cause i had something to do, something to say
and johnny walked in right behind me and i didn't turn around
til i heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground
i looked over my shoulder and i saw a clown
and i said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight.
So i said johnny whatcha doing tonight?
he looked at me with a face full of fright
and i said, how bout a revolution?
and he said right.
i say of, you say a
i say revolution, and you say die
i say of, you say a
i say revolution, and you say die dah dah
day day oh!
And i said, what'cha looking at?
he hit me across the face with a bat
i grabbed my .45 and i said let's get out and go
so he opened the door and said do what you're here for
i said i'm wandering round the road four to four
and i said i been walking for about a thousand years.
And my feet are growing tired
my eyes a little wired
don't know what to do unless i retire
and he just said let's play some crazy poker
So i said johnny whatcha doing tonight?
he looked at me with a face full of fright
and i said, how bout a revolution?
and he said right.
i say of, you say a
i say revolution, and you say die
i say of, you say a
i say revolution, and you say die dah dah
day day oh!
I said that, was the craziest game of poker that i ever saw
i said that, was the craziest game of poker that i ever saw
but i'm not gonna quit and i'm not gonna stop
don't give a shit cause i got the drop
johnny just got two eyes just like mine
and i'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine
And i drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore i came
came to the bar to see what's the same
i saw my man named johnny sittin' across the table from me
And to my left was a man, he had no chin
didn't really think about starting a scene
the man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
he looked kinda mad and i felt bad
beacuse i took his money last night it's kinda funny
but now i'm just struggling--
i need a honey-bunny.
i don't know what to say anymore
so i'm just gonna go out, anywho...
So i said johnny whatcha doing tonight?
he looked at me with a face full of fright
and i said, how bout a revolution?
and he said right.
i say of, you say a
i say revolution, and you say die
i say of, you say a
i say revolution, and you say die
i say of, you say a
i say revolution, and you say die
i say of, you say a
i say revolution, and you say die dah dah
day day oh!