[adam sandler]:
and now the excited southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, mel gibson.

[man]:
mr. gibson? i'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he just wanted to say hello.

[excited southerner]:
well i...i can't...believe...i'm in the...laser disc...mr.gibson...i...i...
i...such a...got to...i...braveheart was...you...you're...got your
autograph...with a 8x10 gloss...your face was burnt though...tina turner...singing a song to the...mama...mother...mother...loves you too...got to...bird on the water...not such a good picture but...you made up for it with the mad max...got a...mail...mail was very...got so much going...and the koala bears...got...i'm a big fan...golden globe awards...if maybe the people's choice...

[man]:
alright. that's enough. i'm sorry mel let me get this moron outta here.