[adam:] and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
diner.

[waiter:] hi, what can i get you today?

excited southerner:] hi, how are you...i was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...i saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...i'm watching my weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead of fried, i ya, just, hash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-

[waiter:] i'll come back when you're ready.

[excited southerner:] hoooo...