This song makes me cry
makes me crave a mans backside
every time i hear this dumb song played
i feel like i'm gay
I watch the telly
while ralph shaves my belly
people wondering if i'm still straight
am i going gay
Get ky
this song it makes my butt ache
get ky
homo-love can be a big mistake
get ky
men's backsides are a dirty place
could i go the gay way
Jackie bend over
and bark loud like rover
would kc be my love slave
if i went the gay way
Get ky
i'm singing like a sissy
get ky
ralph come and smell my butt cheeks
get ky
i'm thinking bout the ballet
could i go the gay way
Will there be pain that i can not explain
what's coming over me
yeah sir, oh yeah
if i start to resist please don't use your fist
or i might need some surgery
I watch the telly
while ralph shaves howard's belly
Homo homo homo…
With every passing day
Get ky
would i like to see a sphincter
get ky
no smell is more distincter
get ky
i wonder what my wife would say
if i went the gay way
Get ky
i need a man's sphincter
get ky
no smell is more distincter
get ky
i wonder what my wife would say
if i went the gay way
get ky
sphincter sphincter sphincter
get ky
distincter stincter stincter
get ky
i wonder what my wife would say
if i went the gay way
If i went the gay way