Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
it's time to win a chance to butt-bang
your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
all i can think about is playing with myself
it's time to masturbate
i've got my hustler and i don't need nothin' else
Ginger, ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
but the girls of porn want more
so i flip through the pages one more time
and i just let the jism fly
Yeah! yeah! yeah!
A quarter for a peep show
a private booth or talking to a naked whore
triple-x video
976 and i can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, i'm alone
the devil in miss jones
nobody's home, i'm alone
aja & john holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
hairy balls and hairy bushes
s & m, whips and chains
pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
we got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
we got rape, necro & both ways
and lots of hung studs for all you gays
we got incest & bestiality too
we got sade & the sweetest taboo
we got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
and guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
there's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
and d-cup mamas with so much cleave
senior citizens who love to watch
and sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
i just got this magazine
and what's on the tv screen
but that's okay with me
I was trained to fuck you baby
i was trained to fuck you baby..