Well i was driving down i95 the other night
somebody nearly cut me right off the road
i decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
so i wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this:
Were you born an asshole
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight
Yes you're an a - s - s - h - o - l - e
and don'tcha try to blame it o me
you deserve all the credit
you're an asshole tonight
You were an asshole yesterday
you're an asshole tonight
i've got a feeling
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life
I was talking to your mother
just the other night
i told her i thought you were an asshole
she said "yes, i think you're right"
And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life
and somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife
Were you born an asshole
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight