Started out, just drinkin' beer
i didn't know how or why
or what i was doin' there
just a couple more
made me feel a little better
believe me when i tell you
it was nothin' to do with the letter
I ran right out of beer
i took a look into the larder
no bones, nothin'
i'd better go and get somethin' harder
back in a flash
i started on a dash of jamaica rum
me and pat malone
drinking on our ow-ow-ow-own
Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
woh-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger
wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
yeah-eah-eah, mmm they're gettin' bigger
Sometimes i wonder
what all these chemicals
are doin' to my brain
doesn't worry me enough
to stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain
wipin' out brain cells
by the millions but i don't care
it doesn't worry me
even though
i ain't got a lot to spare-are-are
Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
woh-yeah-eah, the nips are gettin' bigger
wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
yeah-eah-eah, they're gettin' bigger